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Heartbroken Billing: XiMenchuixue YeGucheng HuaManlou King PanJinlian Narratage/soldier quietvillage whitesnow。 Birds silence。Another mysterious man approaches amsorry Haha Nevermind, boy。 What’s your name? Haha won’tchange my name, matterwhat happens。 mostfamous-------YeGucheng。 Who amXiMenchuixue。 Y:Ah? XiMenchuixue? Yes,what’s wrong? bestone ChineseKongfu。 Great,you know me yourwife myfirst lover。 Oh,Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go! mustkill you don'twant eighty-year-oldmother three-year-oldson lookedafter Noway!Because we enemiesnow! You know? 突然站起冷冷的说:Don'tforce me! 抢过牛奶:Milk, very good! likedrinking Howdo you know Justdrink 喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha ha。

Doyou still want killme? Sure!Milk milk。Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very nice! hopeyou won’t forget what you said!? mustgive you don'tbeat you time,you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0! 捂着肚子5人幽默剧本英语带翻译,蹲下:Oach,Oach 可怜状:Help!Help! Where see。go along turnleft when you see highbuilding! You can’t miss Thanks,bye bye。 跑过来J举牌:Ladies room Yousaw me!? You animal, monster, bullshit! (一边拉拉锁一边说)I kill you! amsorry honey, sobeautiful! What’s your name? Myfirst name myfamily name Oh,PanJinlian!? So nice name。 loveyou。 You have mostbeautiful face, nose littlelips。

Would you like marryme? doyou get married? course,ah…not! What about you? Um…neitheram doyou have giveme? getone loveyou。 righthere waiting XiMenchuixuego ring。Let us see what happens sametime。 Yousee? reallyterrible beinggood XiMenchuixuenow! basicobligation! HuaManlou!Have you seen XiMenchuixue? Yes,he “WC”now, ha…… 惊讶:So, now, you Clevergirl。 onemy king looking Doyou want joinus? Yes,my pleasure。 Ok,follow me。 Let’s go seemy king! Ok,Let’s go! My first lover Nothing。H:My dear king Letme introduce YeGucheng Sitdown please, YeGucheng。

走到Y前,《婚礼进行曲》起,H: YeGucheng! Do you want followmy king matterwhat happens coldheadache comeclosely。 给叶孤城戴上戒指(音乐停) 唱着上:Only you……(看到戒指) you?Why should 急切:King! Dear king! mustgo now, my mother asks me goback home havedinner。 amXiMenchuixue。 YeGucheng, come here! Give me Hereyou are。(灰溜溜的过去) Arresthim! killanyone who myway, matterhe humanbeing mosthandsome soldier world。My favorite lookingmyself amhere。 amhere! amhere! You can’t go, boy!? 拔刀捅个不停,S动作配合但不死 擦汗:Iam too tired killyou, cutdown your head。

Oh,God! Where myhead? Without very,very ugly。 World without being handsome, wouldrather die。 Ah… Ah,XiMenchuixue reallyrude。 You see? handsomesoldier’s brain pieces。Tell Youlai building cooktofu brain breakfastany more。 XiMenchuixuego ladiesroom meethis lover actuallyHuaManlou XiMenchuixue’swife。 So… what happennext? Mydear husband, where yougoing? Somethingimportant! Don’t follow me。 ringshould Oh,shit(捂眼)。 What youdoing? You little bitch, killyou。 Nine Yin bones claw? HaHaHa…!My son LiGang, fearnothing(自信)。

小朋友们都爱看西游记,西游记里白龙马还能飞,会让他们觉得特别神奇,以为马都是会飞的。随後即由舞台上电梯退场,但是观众马上开始疯狂的大喊「安可」,终於凤飞飞再次出场,穿著全红西班牙风味上衣及黑皮裤,帅气十足5人幽默剧本英语带翻译,以「多看一眼」、「温暖的秋天」、「爱你在心口难开」及「做个快乐的歌手」四首歌答谢观众。前九轮12强赛,曾诚首发出场6次(1次受伤提前下场)、顾超首发出场1次(1次是替补出场)、杨智和颜骏凌两人首发各出场1次。



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